IN ANOTHER LIFE

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

i just chugged the biggest coffee i could find at starbucks and my hands are literally shaking. not a good thing.

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

You sound like you need something to relax you. I'm fully stocked with every alcoholic beverage (known to man) that can take the edge of in one sip. :P

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

then why the fuck did we not plan a sleepover? the last thing i want is to be at the penthouse with my horrible and stupid and cocky forced fiance...

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

You never asked, Charmander <3 And if you really want to get rid of him-I can make that happen. Or at least make sure your little engagement is called off.

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

aw chevy i'm inviting myself over later tonight then (: we need some chevy and charmander time! ugh, no. i can't disappoint mother dearest, now can i? i'll call a divorce months later. i mean, its not like he's not whoring around right now or anything...anyways, what's new lovey?

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

Of course! If Reeses Pieces isn't busy we can make a whole damn night out of it <3 and boo you whore! he's going to make you sign a prenup so you won't even get anything out of it -.-! and you know how i am. making diabolical plans with mama bear. her new husband is a waste of space.

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

it'll be the old crew again! i'll call her and see what she's up to tonight before forcing her to cancel all of her plans to see us. just like old times (: trust me, i love your plans more than anyone, but i have to wait a while. my mother hasn't stopped calling me telling me how 'proud' she is that i 'agreed' to it as though she isn't forcing me. it's kind of nice slash creepy.

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

The last time mama bear said she was proud of me, I was on a plane being sent back to Russia-so I guess you could say it's more nice than creepy your Boss Mama is even saying that. Just don't sign a prenup. Use the excuse that if he "loves" you and "trusts" you enough (in front of Boss Mama of course) he won't make you sign it. ;D And he's hot. Might as well screw him a few times while your at it.

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

ah mama bear. i miss her. ooh good idea (: i wish i had your brains. i already have screwed him, it was just before i knew that he was going to be my future fiance. and honestly, i'm waiting for him to crack first. i walked around the penthouse last night in lingerie just to see if i could make him crack. i don't want to be the first one to crack. no way, not me.

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

That won't cut it. He obviously likes the thrill of the chase. Most man whores do. You have to make it more subtle, less flashy. Like wearing a mid thigh skirt that's really tight and then crossing your legs in a really subtle way while brushing your hair back to blow your perfume in his direction. Trust me-guys go ape shit for little things like that. Take it from the expert.

[CHARLOTTE HIRTH]

SWEET.CHARLIE is online,

see, this is why i've had a total of two boyfriends and three one night stands - one of which became a fiance. could you write a book about this shit and become a billionaire off of writing what guys want? i'd lurv that personally.

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[steph2]

sevvie chevy has signed on,

I would-but then I'd be out of business and Mama Bear would destroy me for becoming more notorious than she is. I'd rather not be on her shit list <3 But I can take you under my wing, young Charmander, and teach the ways of winning over the opposite sex!